Random Goodness (Requiring A Bit of Explanation)

I never promised you a *lot*of explanation...

• Not only is it Pratchett-inspired, it sounds an awful lot like my toolbox.
• Radioactive Isopopes
• The Wisdom of Angela Chase
  
• Kittens ought to be outlawed for various reasons. Here are a few.
• Supersadomasochistonecrobestiality!
• Duct tape mannequin.
  
• Whack the Penguin & I [heart] clubbin' baby seals!!! Follow the links before you decide I'm horrible, kthx.
• We're all the same...
  
• Nerds have all the fun.
• Fandom can be dumb.
  
• Businessmen are serious. Movie producers are serious. Allsorts are serious business.
• The way this makes your brain hurt tells you you're getting smarter.
• I will know that I am truly loved the day someone makes me one of these.
• This is my kind of revolution.
  
• The world has moved on some in the past few decades: see an interesting example.
  
• I have no idea how I feel about this. You?